Dream of Californication

graduated high school.
kissed someone.
gotten so drunk you passed out.
collected something really stupid.
gone fishing.
watched four movies in one night.
gone long periods of time without sleep.
lied to someone.
snorted cocaine.
failed a class.
dealt drugs.
been in a car accident.
been in a cyclone.
done drugs.
watched someone die.
been to a funeral.
burned yourself.

cried yourself to sleep.

spent over $200 in one day.
flown on a plane.
written a 10 page letter.
gone skiing.
been sailing.
had a best friend.
lost someone you loved.
shoplifted something.
been to jail.
dangerously close to being in jail.
had detention.
skipped school.
got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
gone to a different country
dropped out of a school.
been in a mental hospital.
been close to going into a mental hospital.
watched the “harry potter” movies.
had an online diary.
fired a gun.
gambled in a casino.
had a yard sale.
had a lemonade stand.
actually made money at the lemonade stand.
been in a play.
taken a lie detector test.
swam with dolphins.
gone to sea world.
voted for someone on a reality tv show
read more than 20 books in a year
used a coloring book over age 12.
gone to Europead stitches.
taken a taxi.
seen the Washington Monument.
had more than 5 im’s/online conversations going at once.
overdosed.
almost overdosed.
had a drug or alcohol problem.
been in a fist fight.
used a credit card.
gone surfing in California.
done “spirit day” at school
dyed your hair.
gotten a tattoo.
had something pierced.
gotten straight a’s.
known someone with hiv or aids.
started a fire.
gotten caught having/going to a party while parents were gone

laughed my butt off!..i like to think this is how straight dudes somtimes act:3